I’m so glad Politico did this. It’s about time! It’s relevant to what the site is about, yet funny at the same time! What a concept!!!
Here’s Politico’s top 10 list of political Halloween masks with commentary from me:
1o. Barack Obama
Of course, at # 10 on Politico’s list is President Barack Obama and of course it doesn’t even really look like him…this particular mask is from buycostumes.com and it kind of makes me uncomfortable. At least it’s better than this mask. This one kind of makes him look like elephant man. (BuyCostumes.com for $19.99)
9. Sarah Palin
I guess the only thing about this that looks like Sarah Palin are the glasses. They could have done a much better job with this. This is what it looks like on when it’s on someone’s head. Not the best. (CostumeKingdom.com for $29.95)
8. Hillary Clinton
Where are her bottom teeth? That’s all I have to say…(BuyCostumes.com for $14.99)
7. John McCain
Even though he last the 2008 election McCain still knows how to party! For $16.99 at BuyCostumes.com you can be the life of your Halloween party.
6. Michelle Obama
Is this the best they could do? Seriously? Where are the whites of her eyes? It looks like I’m starring into two black holes of nothingness. I guess this is what you get for $16.99 (from BuyCostumes.com).
5. Bill Clinton
Really? Yeah…this is a little outdated and not funny. I guess if you, no…no it’s not funny. But if you want it for some strange reason it’s on sale for $14.99 on BuyCostumes.com.
4. Glenn Beck Diaper Mask
This one was created by the people at www.ep.tc and is avalible for free to download. They have four images: two in color and and two in black and white. Just print them out, stick them on a pair of adult diapers, put it over your head and you’re ready to go!
3. John Edwards
You can cheat on your wife with women all over the country with this $0.29 paper mask from BuyCostumes.com! Look at that face! He could never tell a lie!
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If you’re going to buy this mask you’re probably going to need this to go along with it:
Come on, we’re trying to make this costume look as real as possible.
(BuyCostumes.com for Vampire costume: $54.99, BadPlanet.com for Cheney: $22.99)
1. Mitt Romney
I have nothing funny to say about this mask. I just have a question. Why would you want to be Mitt Romney for Halloween? What’s wrong with you? (BuyCostumes.com for $4.99)
